Memo to my sectrary

To my lovley and wonderful sectrary(aka little miss):
(should have hade you proof this the spell check wont work now everyone will see that i cant spell, damn!)
Thank you for everything you do for me you bring me muffins, coffee and 1 L bottles of coke when im in school. You are very good at the phones like when you call my mom and ask her if you can take me out of school or when you call my mom and ask her to bring me a plain white jacket because the uniform nazis took mine. You are truely the world BEST secratary, i dont know what on earth i would do with out you. thank you for everything esp. that 1L of coke when i had a major headache. So like i said you need a raise you tell me when you want to go to Quiznos and we will get you that raise.
P.S. too bad we dont have one of those intercome thingys that would be way cool
- um little miss can you call my mom and ask her if she can bring me a white jacket because those @$#* @^#&%$* @%%$^*&# took mine
Hah love you, your greatly apreshated!